… And a va jay jay where your manhood used to be! 1 week ago • 3 notesNo more crazy beard :( Now all that is left is a socially acceptable beard.
… And a va jay jay where your manhood used to be! 1 week ago • 3 notesNo more crazy beard :( Now all that is left is a socially acceptable beard.
I might watch Black Beauty tonight. don’t judge me. I don’t think I ever really grew out of my horse phase.
This is a movie that I would come home from work with you being in the middle of it, mid-cry, and you would turn it off, say “Nothing” without me even asking a question and act awkward and probably wind up in your room.
“Yo Dawg, I just JUDGED yo post” - X to the Z Xzibit
1 month ago • 31 notes
This post has two points: Point 1) I think DJ Hero is going to be freakin awesome and I wish I still lived close enough to Robert that I could convince him it was a good investment so I could go over to his house and play it all day everyday and trick out his room like my night club. Point 2) (this is a good one, pay attention!) When talking about DJ Hero Dana said, “I don’t know why it is its own game. I think the DJ board should have just come with Guitar Hero World Tour.” At which point I explained how dumb of an idea that was by saying, “They wanted it to be guitar hero World Tour, not Linkin Park Hero!” The End You’re Welcom
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I never got my Mt. Dunkmore Shirt!!@! What’s up? 1 month ago • 18 notesMat; a) I know you work for Nike, do you get these for free or just a ridiculous discount?! b) how do you send so many to people?! c) are there any ridiculous hightop Nike’s that most people wouldn’t want?!MJ Motorsports Air Jordan Retro IV
lane, you want?
i want all the nikes but these or the Tribe ones. haha.
A)Discount, Ridicoluosly
B) Lots of people get gifts from me
C)i have many nikes.
Today I chose to take on this hot sauce … It won! I feel as though I learned nothing from shark week.
Dana and I have made a commitment to make every effort to only shop at local businesses since they are so readily available to us here. This picture was taken at our new burrito place. My favorite thing about this place is the owner has a wide variety of non-generic hot sauces at every table and every and challenges me with a new one every time! I say BRING IT ON BURRITO MAN!!@!
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4 months ago • 26 notesvela:
(via pickandroll)NEED!!@!
keith what size are you?
This is why I hate people. Does the BBQ taste better because ur a redneck? Is jackass the secret ingredient?4 months ago • 0 notes